Gallows pole !
To all the members of Brixham table tennis club . If you do not post a blog or leave a comment within three days then a fluffy kitten's lifeless form will be deposited through your letter box and you will have only yourselves to blame ! . I am busy ironing kittens in anticipation ! . I have an especially fluffy kitten mewing right in front of me now as I write this , Mr cuddles is looking forward to his dinner , if I receive no post or comment then Mr cuddles gets no din dins . It is down to you guys, act now and save the fluffy ones ! .

3 Comments:
At 8:37 am,
Steve Munns said…
No ! You can't do this Mick ! What's Mr Cuddles done to deserve such a sentence ? I think you're very heartless and should be banned from any more coaching sessions with the BTTC.
If any members of our club eventually read this - perhaps they can leave an answer whether or not you should be BANNED.
I think we should have a democratic VOTE . . . so please vote NOW !
I think this act of cruelty and ATTENTION SEEKING is awful, and I think Mick should be banned from the club.
At 8:38 am,
Anonymous said…
Yes, I agree - let's ban him
At 8:39 am,
Anonymous said…
Perhaps we should just exile him to somewhere out-of-the-way - like Torquay
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